Quotes on humor

 Quotes on humor

1

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid   or misinformed beholder a black eye. ― Jim Henson 

 2

The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits. ― Albert Einstein 

 3

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming   along and trying to put things in it. ― Terry Pratchett

 4

 The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from a mental   illness. Look at your 3 best friends. If they're ok, then it's you. ― Rita Mae Brown 

 5

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by   every pebble on the road. ― Henry Ward Beecher 

 6

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you   walk the tightrope of life. ― William Arthur Ward 

 7

You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in   anything, even poverty, you can survive it. ― Bill Cosby 

 8

Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow.   There is no humor in heaven. ― Mark Twain 

 9

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested   and the frog dies of it.             ― E. B. White 

 10

When humor goes, there goes civilization. ― Erma Bombeck 

 11

The secret to humor is surprise. ― Aristotle 

 12

I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it. ― Frank Howard Clark

13

The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases   him again for another chance. ― Peter De Vries 

 14

I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. ― Jerome K. Jerome 

 15

Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But   I repeat myself. ― Mark Twain 

 16

There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you   can boast about it. ― Bertrand Russell 

 17

Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it.           ― Langston Hughes 

 18

Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.       ― Mary Hirsch 

 19

Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people. ― Robert Benchley 

 20

A study of economics reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year.    ― Marty Allen 

 21

I suppose I'll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies. ― Lemony Snicket 

 22

That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.   ― A. Whitney Brown 

 23

I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them a   great deal.      ― Jane Austen 

 24

When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be   in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'. ― Groucho Marx