Aisi apni wife ho

Aisi apni wife ho

5' 6" jis ki height ho

Jeans jis ki tight ho

Chehara jis ka bright ho

Umar 22 se 27 ho

Aisi apni wife ho

Sadak per sab kahein kya cute ho

Bhir main sab kahe side ho

mumbai, delhi ya gujarat ki paidaish ho

Sas ki seva jis ki khwahish ho

Aisi apni wife ho

Parosi jab baat karein to haath main knife ho

Dinner kay time candle light ho

Hum main tum main kabhi na koi fight ho

Milnay kay baad dil delight ho

Yeh kavita parhne ke baad log kahein "chikne, tum right ho"

Aisi apni wife ho

Kaash yeh concept .0001 percent bhi right ho

Agar aisi apni wife ho

To kya haseen life ho

Har kisi ki yahi farmaish ho

Kudrat ki bhi aazmaaish ho

Khuda kay software mein bhi bug ki gunjaish ho

Ay kaash, kahin to ek aisi paidaish ho

Aisi apni wife ho!

Maal-o-zarr ki inteha chahta hoon

Maal-o-zarr ki inteha chahta hoon

Main bankon main kharbon rupeya chahta hoon

Election main jeetun curruption main luutun

Hakumat main ohda barra chahta hoon

Mohabbat mubarik ,muhab-e-watan ko

Dagha day kay daad-e-wafa chahta hoon

Jahan chaahon rakh dun khud apni girvi

Main shaabash aur hosla chahta hoon

Churra kay main lay jaun mulki khazaana

Tajori ka har darr khula chahta hoon

Nahi baal-e-jibril-o-baang-e-dra main

Sabak jo main seekhna chahta hoon

Teray kaan main raaz ki baat keh di 

Keh main fazl-e-rabbi khuda chahta hoon

Jiya hoon main kha kay karo'ron ki rishwat

To kya itni jaldi mra chahta hoon

Jiyun ga main jab tak karun ga hakumat

Keh is kom ka main bhala chahta hoon

Siyaasat hai meri riyaasat hai meri

Main aaba ki rasmain rwa chahta hoon

Na mazduur khush hon na dehkan razi

In;hein be-sakun dekhna chahta hoon

Nahi tuur ki raas mujh ko tajalli

Na musa hun or na Essa chahta hoon

Kaash iss eid par main tera bakra hota

Kaash iss eid par main tera bakra hota

Aur kissi nay na sahi tu nay to mujhay pakra hota

Tu hina lagay haathon say mujhay pathey khilati

Thoray thoray nahi saray akathey khilaati

Tu mujhay main main kar ke bulaati 

Aur sham ko gali main saath ghumaati

Mere pass gaari na sahi chakhra hota 

Kaash iss eid par main tera bakra hota

Tu meri sohbat par naaz karti

Bila-jhijhak mujhay aashna-e-raz karti

Agar mera raqeeb mujhe chehra karata

Seeng marta foran ussay takar karata

Raat ko sardi main bahir akra hota 

Kaash iss eid par main tera bakra hota

Phir eid par zibah ho jata main 

Teri khatir cut mar jata main

Teri mohabat nay kuch iss tarah jakra hota

Kaash iss eid par main tera bakra hota

Aaj tak woh band baja shaamiyana yaad hai

Aaj tak woh band baja shaamiyana yaad hai

Khud ko itni dhoom se sooli charhana yaad hai

Teen moqay bhi diye qazi nay ghor-o fikr kay

Aaj tak who qeemati moqay ganwana yaad hai

Aik nah kafi thi her muskil se bachnay kay liye

Hum ko han ka faislaa woh ehmaqana yaad hai

Ghar jisay laa'iye thay hum roti pakanay kay liye

Ab pakati hai humen uss ka pakana yaad hai

Na silaee janti haa na cooking maloom hai

Han ussay shohar ko ungli per nachaana yaad hai

Uss ki her ik baat per kehna hi parta hai ‘bajaa’ 

Iss tarah uss ka humen barson bajana yaad hai

Mantay hen hum husaini hadesaa hoga shadeed

Kiyon keh tum ko waqeaa itna puranaa yaad hai

Umar uss ki ho 85 to koi baat nahin

Umar uss ki ho 85 to koi baat nahin 

Ishq ka rog sha'oori bhi to ho sakta hai 

2 maheeno kay liye dhoond raha hoon uss ko 

Mera mehboob "Aboori " bhi to ho sakta hai 

عمر اسکی ہو پچاسی تو کوئی بات نہیں 

عشق کا روگ شعوری بھی تو ہو سکتا ہے 

دو مہینوں کے لیے ڈھونڈ رہا ہوں اس کو 

میرا محبوب " عبوری " بھی تو ہو سکتا ہ

Woh to bijli hai pal bhar main chali jaye gi

وہ تو بجلی ہے بل بھر میں چلی جائے گی

مسئلہ تو عوام کا ہے وہ کدھر جائے گی

ہم تو سمجھےتھے گھنٹہ بھر میں‌آجائے گی

کیا خبر تھی یار رات یوں ہی گذر جائے گی

وہ جب آئے گی تو اس خوشی کے عالم میں

بیجاں چہروں پر مسکرائٹ نظر آ جائے گی

مجھ کو بجلی کے برزخ کا بنایا کیوں وارث

غلطی میری بھی حکومت کے سر جائے گی

Woh to bijli hai pal bhar main chali jaye gi 

Masla to awaam ka hai woh kidher jaye gi

Hum to samjhay thay ghanta bhar main aa jaye gi

Kya khabar thi yaar raat youn hi guzar jaye gi

Woh jab aaye gi to us khushi kay aalam main

Be'jaan chehron par muskurahat nazar aa jaye gi

Mujh ko bijli kay bar'zakh ka banaya kiyon waris

Ghalti meri bhi hakoomat kay sar jaye gi

Hamaray dour main zinda hai mir ka misra

Hamaray dour main zinda hai mir ka misra

kisi se is ki haqeeqat dhaki chhupi na rahi

nizaam-e-barq liya wapda ne haathon main

phir us kay baad chiraghon main roshni na rahi

Jis shakhs ko uper ki kamai nahi hoti

Jis shakhs ko uper ki kamai nahi hoti 

us shakhs ki society kabhi high nahi hoti 

tab tak too bhari bazqm main lagta hai muaziz 

jab tak keh ghazal uss nay sunai nahi hoti 

police kara leti hai har cheez baramad 

us say bhi jiss nay churai nahi hoti 

dhoka-o-fareb is main hain bas iss kay illawa 

is shehar main koi bhi burai nahi hoti

 

karti hai us roz woh shopping ka taqaza 

jis roz meri jeeb main paii nahi hoti

Bachon ki tarah chahye mujhay daant lay koi

Bachon ki tarah chahye mujhay daant lay koi 

Lakin yeh shart hai meray gham baant lay koi 

Ik umar beet chuki hai tumhein chahtay huye

Ik umar beet chuki hai tumhein chahtay huye 

Tu aaj bhi be'khabar hai kal ki tarah