Best Quotes of Bill Cosby (Part 1)
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In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in peace and quiet.
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You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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A grandchild is God's reward for raising a child.
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In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to disciplne a child is still a mystery to most fathers and...mothers. Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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When you become senile, you won't know it.
12
All Children Have Brain Damage!
13
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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