Best Quotes of Bill Cosby (Part 2)

Best Quotes of Bill Cosby (Part 2)

1

If you want to be seen, stand up.  If you want to be heard, speak up.  If you want to be appreciated, shut up. 

2

Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you're pouring, or drinking. 

3

Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should   be given homework. 

4

Sigmund Freud once said, "What do women want?" The only thing I have learned in   fifty-two years is that women want men to stop asking dumb questions like that. 

5

Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is   still in its infancy. 

6

When you introduce competition into the public school system, most studies show    that schools start to do better when they are competing for students. 

7

If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort   from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent   chance of being right. 

8

You know the only people who are always sure about the proper way to raise children?  Those who've never had any. 

9

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back   home. 

10

The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.