Chalo gumaan ki had say guzar kay daikhtay hain

Chalo gumaan ki had say guzar kay daikhtay hain

kunwain main kiya hai,kunwain main utar kay dekhtay hain

woh keh rahay hain achoota sa kaam kar daikho

so ,6 ko 5 se tafreeq kar kay daikhtay hain

ab aisi film bhi shayad hi koi ho kay jissay

ikhatthay baith kay afraad,ghar kay daikhtay hain

ab uss kay khaal se chaltay hain gaisu'on ki taraf

simat kay daikh liya hai bikhar kay daikhtay hain

falak per jitnay mulak hain wo apnay channel per

shabana roz tamashay bashar kay daikhtay hain

ab aur kya sar-e-bazaar daikhna anwar

kisi dukaan per chashmay nazar kay daikhtay hain

Is tarah se satanay ki zaroorat kya thi

Boyfriend ki bewafai pe ik ghazal 

Is tarah se satanay ki zaroorat kya thi

Kaminay dil ko jalanay ki zaroorat kya thi

Jo nahi tha ishq to keh diya hota

Apni Aauqaat dekhanay ki zarurat kya thi

Maloom tha keh yeh khawab toot jaein gay

Manhoos phir neend main aanay ki zarurat kya thi

Ishq pe lagti rahein gi her daur main pabandi

Ek ashiq ka dil toornay ki zaroorat kya thi

Maan lo agar keh ye yaktarfa mohabbat the to phir nafsiyaati aadmi

Mujhe daikh kay muskuranay ki zaroorat kya thi

Wo haseen lagti hai lekin kitni tayari kay baad

Sent ki, kajley ki, aur ghaazey ki gulkaari kay baad

Wo haseen lagti hai lekin kitni tayari kay baad

Muddaton kay baad us ko daikh kar aisa laga

Jesay roza-daar ki haalat ho aftaari kay baad

Baandh kar sehraa nazar aaya hai youn nosha miyan

Jis tarha mujrim dikhai deta hai giriftaari kay baad

Heroine 55 baras ki ho chuken to gham nahi

Ab gulukaari karen gi wo adaa-kaari kay baad

Qaum ko baidaar ker, disco music cher kar

Jo bechari so chuki hain raag darbaari ke baad

Eid par masroor hain dono miyan biwi bhout

Ik khareedaari se pehlay, ik khareedaari kay baad

Uqd-e-sani ka maza poocha to bolay sheikh ji

Aaisay lagta hai, chicken chakkha hai tarkaari ke baad

Raah-e-ulfat ki traffic ho keh motor-way ki ho

Haadsey hotay hain shahid, taiz-raftaari kay baad

Pehlay kuch izzat thi jis da'maad ki susral main

Pehlay kuch izzat thi jis da'maad ki susral main

Ban chuka hai ab to chapraasi wohi susral main

Apnay ghar main sher tha, susral main bakri bana

Deedni hai sher-dil ki buzdili susral main

Jab susar ho pehlwan aur boxer saaley sab hi

Uff bhi kar sakta nahi phir aadmi susral main

Kiyon na wo susral kay chakkar lagaye raat din

Saaliyan jis ko milen gulfaam si susral main

Maa’en apni betiyon ki lakh tareefen karen

Chup nahi sakten per un ki khamiyan susral main

Asal main hotay nahi hain us main johar iss qadar

Jis qadar banta hai rashid her koi susral main

Types of aashiq

Types of aashiq 

Ameer aashiq 

Main bhi kharidar hoon main bhi khareedon ga

Piyar kahan bikta hai pata bata doo

Ghareeb aashiq 

Sona na chandi na koi mehal jan-e-mann 

Tugh ko main na day sakoon gaa

Jhoota aashiq 

Kal shab dekha main ne chand jharokay mein 

Uss ko kia salaam tumharay dhokay mein

Sachaa aashiq

Dil ho gaya hai tera dewana aab koi jachta nahin 

Naadan hai samaghta nahin bin teray rehta nahin

Kamyab aashiq

O kendi hai sayaan main teri yaan

Nakaam aashiq

In say nain mila kay dekho 

Yeah dhoka bhi kha kay dekho

Chalaak aashiq 

Buss bhai buss ziyada baat nahin memsaab 

Aaj kay baad mulaqat nahin memsaab

Majboor aashiq 

Izhar bhi mushkil hai kuch keh bhi nahin saktay 

Majboor hain uff allah chup rah bhi nahi saktay

Buzdil aashiq 

Main tera shehar chorr jaon ga

Dheete aashiq 

Chahay jiss shehar bhee jayen chahay jiss mulk bhee jayen 

Main hi mahiwal hoon tera sohniye tu meri gal sun ja 

Izzat daar aashiq 

Teri ruswayon say darta hoon 

Jub teray shehar se guzar taa hoon

Baagh janay ka maza jaata raha

Baagh janay ka maza jaata raha

Ghaas khanay ka maza jaata raha

Boss ne chuthi ki arzi phaar di

Girh-giraane ka maza jaata raha

Ho gaya akhir isi gull se nikah

Gull khilaanay ka maza jaata raha

Nikli begum bhi krate champion

Ghar bsaanay ka maza jaata raha

Jab se ayi hai meri qamqr main chukk

Naaz uthaanay ka maza jaata raha

Dusri bivi mili bhi tandhu

Dan'dnaanay ka maza jaata raha

Jaisay he chhitrol is ne ki

Bulbulanay ka maza jaata raha

Kuch naya kaam tujh ko karna hai

Kuch naya kaam tujh ko karna hai

Bad-ma'ashi main naam karna hai

Khoon do char tu ne ker dalay

Jaibon main noot apni bhar dalay

Taqat-e-zulm jis kay pass nahin 

Jeena duniya main us ko rass nahin 

Jis kay khoon main rachi barood ki bu

Jaanta hai woh zindigi ki kho

Jaahileeyat ka kya ye door aaya

Apnay logon pe tera zoor aaya

Bharam gherat ka to nay toor diya

Peechay zulm-e-arab ko choor diya

Kerna chahta hai kya zara to bol

Girha apni aqal ki kudh to khol

Khoon apna tu kiyon bahata hai

Kiyoon tu apna hi ghar jalata hai

Bachay sehmay huway yeh teray hain 

Tang tujh se yeh saray chehray hain

Guzray dino ki bhuli hui baat ki tarha

Guzray dino ki bhuli hui baat ki tarha

Ankhon main jaagta hai koi raat ki tarah

Tum se umeed thi keh nibhao gay dosti

Tum bhi badal gaye karachi kay halaat ki tarah

Un ki makhmoor nigahoon kay karishmay toba

Un ki makhmoor nigahoon kay karishmay toba

Pak'bazoon ko bhi mah'khaar bana detay hain

Aur pay-ba-pay zulm-o-sitm raah-e-mohabat mein qamar

Aik insaan ko fankaar bana detay hain

Insaan ka her ayeb chupa deti hai kursi

Insaan ka her ayeb chupa deti hai kursi 

Budhon ko bhi zee'shan bana deti hai kursi 

Shab bhar main yeh muflis ko bana deti hai zar'daar 

Soi hui kismat ko jaga deti hai kursi 

Gaoun main jo mashoor hai "gulu" kay laqb say 

Uss shaks ko gulsher bana deti hai kursi 

Woh log jo mariyaal say nazar atay hain pehlay 

Un logoun ki tawanai ko barha deti hai kursi 

Ta umer woh phir uss kay liye bharta hai aahain 

Ik baar jisay jalwa dikha deti hai kursi 

Woh log jo rehtay hain karaye kay makan main 

Bangloun main unhain la kay bitha deti hai kursi 

Gar sahib-e-kursi hai faqat  3 hi foot ka 

Uss bonay ko  6 foot ka bana deti hai kursi 

Woh log jo ek lafz ada kar nahi saktay 

Taqreer ka fun unn ko sikha deti hai kursi 

Nazdeeq nahi aata niyaz! Iss kay koi bhi 

Jiss shakhs ko ek baar gira deti hai kursi